rudest canadian ever

today at work this jackass canadian guy was a bitch.

when i first met the guy, he was already uppity about things. i told him we didn't take plastic, and he got all uppity. he flashed some canadian bills, and i asked if he had any american cause i didn't know the exchange rate, he get more uppity.

he couldn't do simple math either, he kept thinking our rates were outrageous cause he thought it was $25 american an hour, when it was $25 canadian an hour ($15 american).

later on he was trying to get on the water trike that he rented and was complaining that he was going to have to get wet. he tried to solve the problem by putting a canoe between the shore and the trike. the canoe ended up floating off, and i hade to wade in to retrieve it. i got my damn shorts wet.

after all that, he tried to get a fucking refund cause he didn't like the damn trike. i hate that guy.

i was graced by the presence of this uber-hot chick today, so i guess that makes up for the rude canadian. she ended up flipping her canoe and losing her wallet and stuff, which was too bad. if i knew how to scuba dive, i probably could've wrangled up a date with her. too bad i don't know how to scuba dive.